Unlike most of you, I'm not at home, but self-isolating with my parents in Dorset. Several years ago they bought a house here and have mostly refurbished it, but there are a few rooms still with their original decor, and one of these is my bathroom. It's a large and comfortable bathroom, well appointed. Very well appointed. Not only does it have a bidet, which as we all know is a special bath for your bum, it also, quite separately, has what I can only describe as a bumjet. A bumjet, for those of you who are having trouble imagining, is a hose, next to the loo, with a trigger on the end that dispenses a jet of water up your bum. (Or, to be fair, anywhere else you might choose to point it. But it's pretty clear what it is for.)
Adventures with a bumjet
Adventures with a bumjet
Adventures with a bumjet
Unlike most of you, I'm not at home, but self-isolating with my parents in Dorset. Several years ago they bought a house here and have mostly refurbished it, but there are a few rooms still with their original decor, and one of these is my bathroom. It's a large and comfortable bathroom, well appointed. Very well appointed. Not only does it have a bidet, which as we all know is a special bath for your bum, it also, quite separately, has what I can only describe as a bumjet. A bumjet, for those of you who are having trouble imagining, is a hose, next to the loo, with a trigger on the end that dispenses a jet of water up your bum. (Or, to be fair, anywhere else you might choose to point it. But it's pretty clear what it is for.)